Barzellette 1.8

You smile!

Thousands of hilarious jokes, which will make your day incredible!
Waiting for a bus?
In sttesa in queue? No way?
So use this app to make you feel better or have a friend laugh.

The jokes are stored in 23 Categories: Aphorisms, Animals, Lawyers, Football, Carabinieri, Chuck Norris, Colmi, As He said, Computer, Modern Couple, From the Doctor, Differences, Forward, Riddle, Public Places, Transportation, Military, Names Famous, Politics, Religion, Surreal, Tragedy, Miscellaneous.

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Examples of jokes:

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Do you know what is the difference between Snow White, Cinderella and a woman who does not break her balls?
- None, all three are fictional characters!

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Pinocchio has just had a sexual relationship with his girlfriend and asks her how it went. She tells him:
- Pinocchio ... do not take it, I'm sorry to tell you, but while we were having sex you hurt me with splinters!
Pinocchio remains deeply embittered and returns to Geppetto crying and explaining the reason for his regret:
- What can I do daddy?
Geppetto tells him:
- What you need is just a piece of sandpaper. Use it once a day and this will solve the problem of splinters.
Time after Pinocchio returns to Geppetto who asks him how he goes with sandpaper:
- Have you solved your problems with the girls?
And Pinocchio:
- Girls? And who needs the girls most?


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In a suburban bar one day a big big, muscular big man enters the counter and says:
- A beer! Soon! A beer! Understood?
And the frightened barman serves him.
This story goes on for at least three days. On the fourth day an old man who has always witnessed the scene gets up, goes to the counter and decides to act like the big man.
- A beer! Soon! A beer!!
And the bartender laughs, he says
- And otherwise?!?
- ... and if not, a Coke is fine anyway, thanks!

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Good fun!